Joan Taylor knows what Jesus looks like: he is basically Bret from Flight of the Conchords

Professor Joan Taylor has written a book about what Jesus looks like.

In What Did Jesus Look Like? (T&T Clark, February 2018), Joan Taylor imagines what Jesus would have looked like “as an average man”, reconstructed from the most up-to-date scientific knowledge concerning average first-century-AD Jewish men.

According to Taylor, this is what Jesus would have looked like, “if he was average”:

Jesus, as drawn by Joan Taylor, from What Did Jesus Look Like? (T&T Clark, 2018)
Jesus, as drawn by Joan Taylor, from What Did Jesus Look Like? (T&T Clark, 2018), p. 192 (Figure 76)

So basically, Jesus is Bret from Flight of the Conchords:

Overall, then, we can arrive at a general image of Jesus as an average man: he was probably around 166 cm (5 feet 5 inches) tall, somewhat slim and reasonably muscular, with olive-brown skin, dark brown to black hair, and brown eyes. He was likely bearded (but not heavily, or with a long beard), with shortish hair (probably not well kept) and aged about 30 years old at the start of his mission.

I note that Bret is a New Zealander. So this fact allows us to reach a further significant scientific conclusion: Kiwi men are the most Jesus-like men in the world.

Go in peace.

[Update: See Joan Taylor’s short article in the Irish Times, “What did Jesus really look like, as a Jew in 1st-century Judaea?“, 27 February 2018]


Otago is a veritable Hotbed of Studies on 1 Corinthians 11.2-16

Within the last 12 months, two women who received PhDs from the University of Otago have published not one – but TWO – publications on the same, relatively short passage from Paul’s first letter to the Corinthian church.

1 Corinthians 11.2-16 sets out a succession of reasons for making women wear veils. Some of the reasons, admittedly, are a bit of stretch. In fact, towards the end, Paul gets a bit desperate, and even cites the possibility that angels might see a mortal woman’s hair and want to shag her. (This was the first century AD, after all, so the possibility of randy angels with hair fetishes wanting to shag human women was a very real fear.)

Having listed five or so reasons why women should keep their hair covered, and realising that the the reasons were all quite unconvincing, Paul ends by proclaiming ‘well, that’s the way we do things around here, anyway’. Or words to that effect. So most people take 1 Corinthians 11.2-16 as a bit of a laugh. Not, I acknowledge, most people who are given to read it. And there are plenty of good laughs available in both of these books, for varied reasons.

Gillian Townsley is the author of the first book: The Straight Mind in Corinth: Queer Readings Across 1 Corinthians 11:2–16 (Atlanta: SBL Press, 2017). Her book employs queer theory to examine “the sex-gender ideologies as well as the politics and power relations that lie behind both the text itself and various interpretations of it”.

Of quite a different flavour is Lucy Peppiatt’s book, Unveiling Paul’s Women: Making Sense of 1 Corinthians 11:2–16 (Eugene: Cascade Books, 2018). Peppiatt’s book is more theological than queer, at least by intent. It offers a “re-reading of the text that paints the apostle Paul as a radical, visionary, church planter who championed women in all forms of leadership”. Must be one of those radical reader-response books!

Is there something about the women at Otago that causes this remarkable literary output on 1 Corinthians 11.2-16? Is there something about Dunedin that inspires its students and past students to ponder Paul of Tarsus’ fashion tips for women?

Well, we have the answer this week in Queens Gardens, in the heart of Dunedin:

[nb. Also see the recent discussion on veiling in 1 Corinthians 11.2-16 and the “construction of European gender” in chapter 4 of Fatima Tofighi’s Paul’s Letters and the Construction of the European Self (Bloomsbury, 2017).]

Enoch from Antiquity to the Middle Ages

Exciting news for fans of Enoch and the giants. A volume from John C. Reeves and Annette Yoshiko Reed is planned for 1 March 2018 which will provide the first part of a comprehensive compendium of literature from antiquity to the Middle Ages which reference Enoch:

John C. Reeves and Annette Yoshiko Reed, eds., Enoch from Antiquity to the Middle Ages: Sources From Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, Volume I. Oxford: Oxford University Press, 2018. [432 pages]

There’s some more information on John C. Reeve’s UNC Charlotte project webpage. Reeves describes the aim of the “Enoch from Antiquity to the Middle Ages” project as twofold:

(1) to assemble all the fragmentary extant references to and citations of Enochic works within the aforementioned religious literatures [Jewish, Christian, gnostic, and Muslim] into one convenient collection, and (2) to compare, classify, and analyze these subsequent references and citations in order to gain a clearer picture of the scope and range of what might tentatively be termed the ‘Enochic library,’ or the entire corpus of works attributed to Enoch.

An exciting, not to mention wide-ranging, project!

h/t: Annette Yoshiko Reed

David, Jonathan, Gay Lovers, James E. Harding, and a Pair of Testes

Rev. Dr. James E. Harding (Dunedin School) has recently published a book which redefines the question of the relationship status – homosexual or otherwise – between David and Jonathan.

The book is The Love of David and Jonathan: Ideology, Text, Reception (Sheffield: Equinox, Dec 2012). And it usually looks like this:

James Harding - The Love of David and Jonathan

So it came as something of a surprise, when Google Books listed The Love of David and Jonathan with this cover:

James Harding's balls

Let’s take a closer look at that book cover:

Balls up

Looks like a bit of a balls-up!

Keith Whitelam’s Rhythms of Time: A History of Palestine Beyond the Twin Tyrannies of Biblical and Western-nationalist Consciousness

Keith Whitelam - Rhythms of Time: Reconnecting Palestine's PastKeith Whitelam’s 1996 work The Invention of Ancient Israel represented a groundbreaking criticism of the double erasure of ancient Palestinian history. Whitelam’s devastating ideological critique demonstrated how, first, biblical studies had reified the Bible’s construct(s) of Israel as the imaginary object of its own historical investigations and, second, how Western nationalism had superimposed its own interests onto this “Israel” – at the expense of any history of the actually existing inhabitants of ancient Palestine.

In what reads as an extended essay, Whitelam’s most recent book, Rhythms of Time: Reconnecting Palestine’s Past (BenBlackBooks, 2013), offers just such a history of Palestine. In the absence of significant written sources from the Bronze and Iron Ages, some have denied that the composition of a history of ancient Palestine is possible. Despite this inherent difficulty, Whitelam succeeds in providing a vision of Palestinian history which offers a real alternative to the twin tyrannies of biblical and modern Western-nationalist ideologies. And this is no mean feat. Whitelam manages to do so by utilising the approach advocated by Fernand Braudel and the French Annales school: Rhythms of Time describes ancient Palestinian history according to the longue durée, avoiding explanations that have recourse to “great” individuals or specific events for descriptions of the gradually perceptible changes wrought by the changing natural and economic rhythms of the region. If this approach is something of a necessity, given the dearth of primary sources, the approach is also the author’s preference – a way to sidestep the biblical and Western biases which have silenced Palestinian history; a strategy to provide modern inhabitants of the region with an equally valid claim to the past.

Rhythms of Time should be viewed above all, therefore, as a form of maximalist history-writing – as the recovery of those voices which have been suppressed or lost as a result of earlier purported histories of the region.

Foremost among Whitelam’s concerns for attempting such a history is the effect of history-writing on non-Israeli inhabitants of modern Palestine. That is, he wishes to redress the frequently made but highly spurious claim that Palestinians are not a people, a claim which forms the basis for denying their right to a nation state in Palestine-Israel.

What underlies such a claim, writes Whitelam, “is a very important principle: the idea that a nation without a past is a contradiction in terms. If the Palestinians do not possess a past, they cannot possess a national consciousness or be a people. Therefore, they have no right to a land or a state” (Kindle 69-71). The problem is exacerbated by the persistent claim, within the Christian culture in the West and within the Zionist culture in Israel, that the modern state of Israel is somehow guaranteed by what was written in the Bible, that a state created in 1948 has 3000-year-old roots:

    For Bush, as for many American politicians like Gingrich, the modern state has a past and that past is described in the Bible. For them, this is the return to a god-given land. The Bible becomes the title deed in the contemporary struggle for the land. Palestinians, by contrast, cannot claim this past since it is seen to be Israel’s past as described in the Bible. Israel has a past and so it has a present as a modern state. Palestine has no past and so no present. (78-80, 90-91)

Since the nineteenth century and during early colonialism, the “Holy Land” has been viewed through this biblical lens, to the detriment of its actual inhabitants. For Western tourists, “the contemporary inhabitants were extras on the stage on which the biblical events had been acted out.” The region was viewed through a biblical lens which glorified the imaginary past described in the Bible while treating the actual inhabitants as undeserving of the land, as having no comparable claim on the land. This is taken to absurd lengths in theme-parks in the United States such as The Holy Land Experience, in Orlando, Florida, which nonetheless serve as an illustration of the power of religious-nationalistic images of the past:

Goliath Burger
Goliath Burger, The Holy Land Experience (photograph by Raymond Walsh,

Again it [The Holy Land Experience] is a fantasy land, an imagined place that is presented as though it is real; but a place where the lived realities of the inhabitants of Jerusalem are erased. It is a construction of the Orient as fantasy; a world sanitized of real inhabitants and their indigenous culture. If you are feeling thirsty and hungry on your trip, then you can drop into the Oasis Palms Café and enjoy a ‘Thirsty Camel Cooler’ or a ‘Goliath Burger’. (131-134)

Whitelam sees the continuity of Palestine from ancient times to the present subsisting not in modern conceptions of the nation state or even in political empires which have regularly ruled the region, but in a shared mode of life  which unites the various peoples in the region who are otherwise divided by various ethnic labels.

Palestinians and Palestine have a past that needs to be written from the ancient past to the present and put together as a coherent story; not one that only starts in the nineteenth century or during the period of the British Mandate but one that goes back millennia to the Bronze Age and stretches through to the present. Palestine in the Iron Age forms part of a rich and intricate historical tapestry whose threads, set deep in the past, continue into the present. (345-348)

Whitelam’s history thus avoids ethnic and political distinctions for a focus on economic and geographic descriptions of Palestine over the longue durée. His analysis finds a region which is subject to periodic reorderings, economic shifts and geographic shifts.  Most importantly, he sees the Iron Age not as the period in which a unique nation or ethnic group called “Israel” emerged, but as a period which bears a resemblance to changes which occurred in the Early Bronze Age and which will repeat in the future.  He finds in Palestine “a region that is difficult to subdue and control … ever resistant to state or imperial control, finding ways—some times through direct conflict but more often than not by subtle ways of non-participation—to maintain its local identities and autonomy” (1811-1813). And this conclusion serves as a warning to those who would cling to a more narrow religio-national view of the region.

Rhythms of Time is a visionary essay, seeking to forge an entirely new path in Palestinian history-writing. There has been a growing recognition in recent decades that any purported history which paraphrases the Bible’s narrative – of conquest, United Davidic Kingdom, divided Kingdoms, exile, and return – is no history at all. What is required is a casting off of the twin tyrannies of biblical narrative and Western nationalist consciousness, and Whitelam offers one approach which does just that. It is an approach that no doubt needs to be “filled out” and developed in subsequent treatments, and not everyone will agree with the Annales school approach which it follows. But it is a fresh account, it is a realistic account, and it is a necessary account.

Words of (Ray) Comfort, Dealing with Goliath VS. Julia Kristeva’s Severed Head

Ray Comfort deals with GoliathIf you have a passion to reach the unsaved with the gospel, you are going to confront Goliath. This is the giant the Bible calls “the spirit of fear” that will come against you and taunt you the moment you decide to reach out to the lost…. The only way to overcome it is to do what David did. He slung Goliath a straight-forward mind-impressing message that he wasn’t going to be deterred, and then he cut of his head. That silenced his big and loud mouth.
– Ray Comfort, “Dealing With Goliath”, Words of Comfort, 1 February 2012

Ray Comfort, pop-apologist, banana scientist, and former resident of Christchurch, New Zealand, might be onto something here.

Julia Kristeva - The Severed HeadTo represent the invisible (the anguish of death as well as the jouissance of thought’s triumph over it), wasn’t it necessary to begin by representing the loss of the visible (the loss of the bodily frame, the vigilant head, the ensconced genitals)? If the vision of our intimate thought really is the capital vision that humanity has produced of itself, doesn’t it have to be constructed precisely by passing through an obsession with the head as symbol of the thinking living being? Through a cult of the dead head, fixing the terror of sex and the beyond? Through a ritual of the skull, of beheading, of decapitation, which might be the preliminary condition for the representation of what allows us to stand up to the void that is none other than the ability to represent the life of the mind, psychological experience as the capacity for multiple representations?
– Julia Kristeva, The Severed Head: Capital Visions, Columbia UP, December 2011