Mock the Week on David and Goliath

Mock the WeekHere are three of the lines from tonight’s Mock the Week, “a British topical celebrity panel game hosted by Dara Ó Briain … influenced by improvised topical stand-up comedy, with several rounds requiring players to deliver answers on unexpected subjects on the spur of the moment” (according to Wikipedia).

Things you are unlikely to hear in the Bible:

“And the Lord said, ‘Shit, I’ve made a wasp!'”

“And David smote Goliath. He meant to smack him but he was using predictive text.”

“And Moses saw the burning bush, and said to his wife, ‘you’ve been overdoing the bikini wax again!'”

h/t: W. John Lyons, BBC2 viewer

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