After dating giant U.S. basketballer Kris Humphries (6 ft 9 in, 235 lb) for only six months, television celebrity Kim Kardashian now has an enormous ring.
As the couple are not telling us which Bible verses are secretly circumscribed around Kim Kardashian’s ring, Remnant of Giants has employed the assured methods of modern biblical scholarship in order to estimate:
The Top Five Bible Verses Most Likely to be Secretly Inscribed on Kim Kardashian’s Ring!
5. 2 Corinthians 9.11:
You will be made rich in every way.
4. Proverbs 14.20:
The poor are shunned, even by their neighbours – but the rich have many friends.
3. Proverbs 10.22:
The blessing of the Lord brings wealth, without any pain.
2. Ezekiel 23.20:
She lusted after her toyboys, whose penises were the size of donkey schlongs and whose ejaculations were like horses.
1. Proverbs 11.22:
Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.