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Want guaranteed tips on how to seduce a Christian woman? You’ve come to the right place. And it’s all free! Read on, and soon you will be running your fingers through her NIV, comparing parts of her body to a species of antelope, and reciting meaningless nothings to her in badly constructed verse (all copyright of Hillsong).

According to my site stats, within the last 24 hours somebody went searching for some valuable tips on getting a Christian woman into bed. To wit:

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They were not disappointed, receiving sage and pragmatic biblical advice about how angels seduce women, from Genesis 6.1-4:

But assuming the search was on Google, what truly astounds me is that, in order to click on that link to Remnant of Giants, they they had to go past this very helpful site:

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Christian nymphos

Holy fuck!