Wonder Woman makes it into the Bible! LOLcat Bible Gen. 6.4

Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman makes the Bible! She’s found in the LOLcat Bible translation, which is a whole lot more fun than most translations. Gillian will be pleased!

1 An when men begun 2 begats kidz on teh urf, dey had dawters. wich is gud cuz Ceiling Cat still wudnt let dem masturbate.

2 An teh sons ov Ceiling Cat saw taht teh dawters ov mens wer rly hawt An sexy; An dey sed “PENIS GOES WHERE?” An dey had sexxs but no buttsecks cuz it wuznt inventd yet.

3 An Ceiling Cat sed, i no fites wif ppl 4evr so i no lets tehm liv 4evr: aftr wiel dey wil getz ded. htey is stil thinkx dey can livs long tiem but i givs dem only 1 liefs insted ov 9 liek teh kittehs. so tehre.

4 An sum wierd d00dz calld Nephilim wer in teh urfs in dose dais to scroos teh Creationists, An also aftr dat, when teh sons ov Ceiling Cat An dawters ov men did PENIS GOES WHERE?! but still no buttsecks, An they begats kidz. An teh kidz were badass powrful liek superman An wonder woman An all teh avatars in WoW, An dey wer all famous An stuf.

Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Cat

h/t Emma

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One thought on “Wonder Woman makes it into the Bible! LOLcat Bible Gen. 6.4

  1. I love it!!!! Frikkin awesome!!!! Ceiling Cat – that’s da best description of god eva!! I haven’t laughed like this for ages – thanks!!

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