Tag Archives: theological interpretation of scripture
A (truly sound) Unified Field Theory
Last Monday at the 2011 International Experimental Physics Conference, quantum physicist Dr Hilda Eichhorn announced a truly stunning breakthrough:
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“There are sound theological weasons …”
Bwahaahahahahahahaha. … aw shit. Stop it, it hurts.
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The Quickest Way of Learning the Bible is by Smoking It
In today’s Botswana Gazette column, ‘Erotic Consultants’, Olopeng Rabasimane laments his friend’s ”non-conformist” method of studying the Bible: My other friend whose name here I will keep anonymous for the sake of our ailing friendship has a rather peculiar way of looking at things. … Continue reading
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