“Close Friend” of Kim Kardashian Reveals Reason for Divorce from Kris Humphries after only 72 days

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian - Kim filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian – Kim filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage

We’ve hit the news (I think):

Free Press of America – Nov 1, 2011 – A “close friend” has disclosed a key reason for Kim Kardashian filing for divorce a mere 72 days after she was married to basketballer Kris Humphries.

It was the Goliath thing,” said Kardashian’s close friend, Miss M. “Apparently some website shows that Kris Humphries is like the exact height of Goliath, in the Bible. And Kim is like exactly the height of a Philistine woman.”

“We all treated it as a bit of a joke. But Kim read it and she went kind of nuts. There was a huge fight between her and [Kris], and the next thing you know she was at her lawyers’ office.”

“I don’t know why she has taken it so seriously. It’s not as though Kris isn’t circumcised or anything.”

Kardashian today released a statement confirming the divorce.

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

Sister Khloe Kardashian released a statement on Twitter.

“Reading some these comments r so hurtful. Im grateful 4our fans who understand & r being respectful. Hate is disgusting. Love is everything,” she wrote.

“Thank God for family. We are strong and we will only become closer! I love YOU”

Rumours of trouble in their marriage have been publicised for some time.

The original (now infamous!) story about Kris Humphries being the same height of Goliath and Kim Kardashian being the same height as an average Philistine woman can be found here.

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3 responses to ““Close Friend” of Kim Kardashian Reveals Reason for Divorce from Kris Humphries after only 72 days

  1. Maybe you could start a rumor that the issue was Humphries’ difficulties in converting to Armenian Orthdoxy? Or that while providing special comments for ESPN’s coverage of UNC v Kentucky State he took the Turkish position that limited Armenian civilian casualties occurred during the Great war as a result of indiscriminate famine rather than a concerted policy?

    Still, she has the stature and intelligence of a 14 year old, but an ass is the size of a Samoan weightlifter. Surely with all the resources of the American relationship industry at their disposal they could have found a way to make this work?

  2. chad

    i thnk the media is ful of shit n like judging celebraties by what they do n the down fals in their relationships. Its sad 2 b put out there n judgd by people that dnt evn knw u. But u knw what.. As lng as u guys hav each other as a family n0thing else in the world shud matter. God bless the kardashians.=)

  3. diana

    keep on moving kim! dont give a shit to haters rumors! they r hepocrites! if u wuldnt end that marriage and then in the future something very bad happen they wuld say why she ddnt end her marriage right after realizing it wil never work!
    me! i love these words! never explain urself to anyone! bcos a person who likes u doesnt need it! and who dislikes u wont believe u! so let them talk whatever comes frm their big mouths!
    love u all kadarshians! jenners! kisses

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