Kim Kardashian Has an Enormous Ring, Inscribed With Bible Verses

Kim Kardashian: Has an Enormous Ring

Kim Kardashian: Has an Enormous Ring

After dating giant U.S. basketballer Kris Humphries (6 ft 9 in, 235 lb) for only six months, television celebrity Kim Kardashian now has an enormous ring.

Kris Humphries gave the $2M engagement ring to Kardashian this week. According to news reports, Kardashian’s ring is also inscribed – where the sun don’t shine – with one or two Bible verses.

As the couple are not telling us which Bible verses are secretly circumscribed around Kim Kardashian’s ring, Remnant of Giants has employed the assured methods of modern biblical scholarship in order to estimate:

The Top Five Bible Verses Most Likely to be Secretly Inscribed on Kim Kardashian’s Ring! 

5. 2 Corinthians 9.11:

You will be made rich in every way.

4. Proverbs 14.20:

The poor are shunned, even by their neighbours – but the rich have many friends.

3. Proverbs 10.22:

The blessing of the Lord brings wealth, without any pain.

2. Ezekiel 23.20:

She lusted after her toyboys, whose penises were the size of donkey schlongs and whose ejaculations were like horses.

Kim Kardashian's Huge Ring

Kim Kardashian’s Huge Ring

1. Proverbs 11.22:

Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.

About these ads

Leave a comment

Filed under Ancient Jewish texts

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s